Almost

I almost got drunk at school at 14
 Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
 Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
 But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
 I almost dropped out to move to LA
 Where I was almost famous for almost a day
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost loved you
 I almost wished you woulda loved me too
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 I almost held up a grocery store
 Where I almost did five years and then seven more
 'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
 Because he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
 That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away
 And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost had you
 And I didn't even know it
 You kept me guessin'
 And now I'm destined
 To spend my time missin' you
 I almost wish you woulda loved me too
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 Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I coulda done
 I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton
 (Baggage weighs a ton)
 I know we had our problems, I can't remember one
 I almost forgot to say something else
 And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
 I almost wrote a song about you today
 But I tore it all up, and then I threw it away
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost had you
 And I didn't even know it
 You kept me guessin'
 And now I'm destined
 To spend my time missin' you
 And I almost had you
 (Almost had you)
 Almost had you
 I almost wished you woulda loved me too
 (Wished you woulda loved me too)
 
 I almost got drunk at school at 14
 Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
 Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
 But lost to a slut with much bigger breasts
 I almost dropped out to move to LA
 Where I was almost famous for almost a day
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost loved you
 I almost wished you woulda loved me too
 ♪
 I almost held up a grocery store
 Where I almost did five years and then seven more
 'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
 Because he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
 That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away
 And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost had you
 And I didn't even know it
 You kept me guessin'
 And now I'm destined
 To spend my time missin' you
 I almost wish you woulda loved me too
 ♪
 Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I coulda done
 I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage weighs a ton
 (Baggage weighs a ton)
 I know we had our problems, I can't remember one
 I almost forgot to say something else
 And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
 I almost wrote a song about you today
 But I tore it all up, and then I threw it away
 And I almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it
 Almost had you
 And I didn't even know it
 You kept me guessin'
 And now I'm destined
 To spend my time missin' you
 And I almost had you
 (Almost had you)
 Almost had you
 I almost wished you woulda loved me too
 (Wished you woulda loved me too)