Ass Man

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
 I got attacked by your big dog
 I tried to play my guitar at your window side
 Your mother said it was her room
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night
 You got pissed off and called my friend
 I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
 What did I say that wasn't right
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 Why don't you be my one and only friend?
 Why don't you be my sidekick?
 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
 You be Paul and my Letterman
 I waited for you once to pick me up from work
 You never showed and I was stuck
 I left a message with your Dad that I came by
 He said you had another guy
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 I didn't know it
 Why don't you be my one and only friend?
 Why don't you be my sidekick?
 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
 You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon
 Why don't you be my one and only friend?
 Why don't you be my sidekick?
 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
 You be Marie and Donnie Osman
 Why don't you be my one and only friend?
 Why don't you be my sidekick?
 You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
 You're Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman