Everyday's a Saturday

You know Monday was mad
 Tuesday was worse
 I gotta say Wednesday for the sake of this verse
 Thursday was actually pretty OK
 For once
 Don't even talk about Friday night
 You know I didn't get laid and I didn't fight with my girlfriend
 'Cause I don't have one
 Anymore
 Now you won't have me to push around
 Won't have me to kick around
 I won't be here for the run around
 No oh, no oh oh oh
 I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
 I'm tired of running 'round
 Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block
 I just wanna fly away
 To where everyday's a Saturday
 For me, from now on
 Monday I slept till 4 p.m.
 Tuesday I took up the violin and
 Wednesday – yes, Christina Ricci's hot
 Thursday I quit the violin and
 On Friday, here we go again
 It's the weekend, come on everyone join in
 And now you won't have us to push around
 Won't have us to kick around
 We won't be here for the run around
 No oh, no oh oh oh
 I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
 I'm tired of running round
 Like a rat in a marathon
 If I'm gonna run I, just wanna run away
 To where everyday's a Saturday
 For me – from now on
 From now on I'm not gonna wear your uniform
 I'm gonna live off of movie popcorn
 Fly by the seat of my pants
 Brad Pitt was in "True Romance"
 And look how far he's come
 And now you won't have us to push around
 Won't have us to kick around
 We won't be here for the run around
 No oh, no oh oh oh
 I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day of
 I'm tired of running round
 Like a chicken with its head on the chopping block
 I just wanna fly away
 I'm sleeping in, I'm taking the day off
 I'm tired of running round
 Like a rat in a marathon
 If I'm gonna run I just wanna run away
 To where everyday's a Saturday
 For me – from now on
 For me – from now on