Friends Like You - Main Version - Explicit

Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 You know ya left the window open
 And now the cat is gone
 And my girlfriend says
 you're really sweet what the hell is going on?
 You never gave me back my leather jacket
 And now it's out of style
 And I warned you that that incense burner
 Would set my house on fire
 Now I'm not going to beat you up
 Or drag you through the mud
 I just want all my CD's back
 In the cases with the artwork still intact
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 With friends like You-o-o-ou
 Who needs friends?
 Like when the guy put you in Reno,
 Had a lawyer for a dad.
 He got ours mixed up and sued my ass.
 Man that was really cool
 Of you to fix me up with a girl from work
 That used to be a guy
 When you lost all my money on the superbowl
 It made me WANT TO CRY!
 I'm not going to beat you up
 or drag you through the mud
 When the pending file sharing suit goes down
 And why'd you need
 The whole Metallica catalog anyway?
 We haven't liked them for twelve years.
 We like the Queers, we like beers
 Stuck with Van Halen through the shitty years.
 Now its over
 YEAH!
 You know ya left the back door open
 AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE
 And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
 And you never gave me back
 My leather jacket and now it's outta style
 I should have beat you
 With your Birkenstock
 When you set my house on fire!
 FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
 Who needs friends?
 Friends like you!
 Who needs friends?
 With friends like You-o-o-ou, who needs friends?