I've Never Done Anything Like This

I met her at the Sonic
 She was listening Detonic
 With her iPod and her rollerskates
 She said her name was Summer
 When I asked her for her number
 She said "Never mind i get off at eight".
 She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
 But she had the body from Hell
 Cause in a half an hour
 We were naked in the shower
 Taking dirty pictures on my cell
 Then she whispered in my ear
 I've never done
 I've never done
 I've never done anything like this
 I've never done anything like this
 Yeah, right!
 She drove me in her Saturn
 to the Sweetwater Tavern
 Just a block of the Denton Square
 She did a shot of Jäger
 and she made out with the waiter
 While i was just sitting there
 Before too long her
 clothes came off
 Like something out of girl's gone wild
 Had to come up with the bail,
 just to get her out of jail
 And she threw up at the passenger's side
 Then she whispered in my ear...
 I've never done
 I've never done
 I've never done anything like this
 I've never done anything like this
 Yeah, right!
 She says that trouble never finds her
 No fucked up history behind her
 She says she's never stolen anything
 except the car we're driving
 Oh shit!
 Then she whispered in my ear...
 I've never done
 I've never done
 I've never done anything like this
 I've never done anything like this
 I've never done anything like this
 I've never done anything like this
 Yeah, right!
 Yeah, right!