Life After Lisa

I'm waking up and baking, watching the parade
 'Cause today's the day I got over you
 Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
 Of the two of us in 1992
 You stole my heart when Eddie Vedder was king
 I gave you a foot massage, I gave you my ring
 You left me for a drummer 'cause you said I couldn't sing
 But that's okay
 'Cause there will be no more mountain climbing in the rain
 No more long hair clogging up the drain
 No more, life will never be the same
 Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
 I saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos
 Did he cover up my name? That was fast...
 Can you believe that I'm alive still not working nine to five?
 And my little band is kicking some ass
 So when you asked me if I hated you now
 It's not you, it's just all of the times I missed out
 On sleeping with your room mate every time you passed out
 But that's okay
 And now there's no more mountain climbing in the rain
 No more long hair clogging up the drain
 No more, life will never be the same
 Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
 I bet you're saying to yourself
 That you'll find somebody else like me
 All I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way
 That you're getting me to say "I'm sorry."
 Not today
 No more mountain climbing in the rain
 No more long hair clogging up the drain
 No more, life will never be the same
 Cleaning up the house again
 Listening to House of Pain
 Having headaches in my brain
 Listening to you complain
 Shopping at the mall again
 I'm out of rhymes I gotta say
 Life after Lisa's not so bad at all