Merry Flippin' Christmas (Happy Freakin' New Year)

Hey everybody holy crap it's Christmas
 seems like it gets here faster each year
 So stop complaining about
 all your woes
 and spread some mother truckin'
 christmas cheer
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 Merry Flippin' Christmas
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 Merry Flippin' Christmas
 Merry Flippin' Christmas
 and Happy Freaking New Year
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 This is our second Christmas album
 Its only got five songs or so
 Most of them where made up
 while in Boise, Idaho
 and they're followed by a classic
 we all know
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 Merry Flippin' Christmas
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 and Happy Freaking New Year
 So here's a toast
 to everyone this holiday season
 No Matter what you celebrate
 this time of year
 Just don't forget to put us on your gift list
 We like hot pocks pizza cookies
 and if you're at a loss
 just buy us beer
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 and Happy Freaking New Year