Next Ex-Girlfriend - Dirty

I don't wanna meet your dad
 Don't wanna hump your sister
 Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
 I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
 And leave me illin for the penicillin
 When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
 Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
 I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
 I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
 I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
 I don't want the fairy tale and
 I don't want the girl from hell
 Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
 You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
 I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
 I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
 I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
 Convince my friends I'm not a homo
 When you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
 Cuz sooner or later its just over, over
 I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
 I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
 I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
 I don't want the fairy tale and
 I don't want the girl from hell
 Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
 You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
 Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
 But all your friends were giving you crap
 And you just couldn't put up with that
 So no you're never taking me back
 I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
 I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
 I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
 I don't want the fairy tale and
 I don't want the girl from hell
 And I don't want to spend the time
 And I don't need no Valentine
 My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend