No Hablo Inglés

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
 You-you-you-you-you!
 (Uno, dos, tres, quatro!)
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 My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
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 Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when pulled me over
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 A hippy with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar
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 Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
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 (One!) When I'm not feeling it
 (Two!) When someone's full of shit
 (Three!) When I get cut off at the bar
 To make a getaway
 It's all you gotta say
 (Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
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 My nephew asks me if i'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
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 Walking my dog i see a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
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 My mum gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
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 A guy walks up and says "Donde esta casa de Pepe"
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 (One!) So many different uses
 (Two!) You don't need no excuses
 (Three!) It's as easy as the third grade
 The perfect getaway
 It's all you've gotta say
 (Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
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 Did you brush your teeth?
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 Where'd you leave your pants?
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 Did you feed the fish?
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 Do you like my band?
 Wait... don't answer that
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 Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
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 Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
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 Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
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 Can I borrow that beer?
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 No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
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 No hablo Ingles.