Scaring Myself

Jaret: "What are you doin'?
 Jaret: You've fallen apart in the last 20 seconds."
 Gary: "Oops... I just was..."
 She slams the front door
 Cause she knows that I can't stand it
 Gives me the finger
 Cause she knows I'm wrapped around it
 She calls me sweetheart
 Cause she knows it makes me weak
 She stepped in dog poo
 And I'm still kissing her feet
 Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?
 She took more than she gave to me
 I gave my love, I got an STD
 If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me
 I wanna tell her that it's over now
 Hey look I'm arguing with myself
 I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
 Now I'm scaring myself
 The rollercoaster makes me sick
 And she knows it
 That's why she always insists that I go on it
 She told her friends that I need therapy, yea
 I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
 Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?
 She took more than she gave to me
 I gave my love, I got an STD
 If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me
 I wanna tell her that it's over now
 Hey look I'm arguing with myself
 I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
 Now I'm scaring myself
 I'm wakin' up
 Gettin' out
 Wakin' up
 Gettin' out
 I'm wakin' up
 Gettin' out
 I wanna tell her that it's over now
 Hey look I'm arguing with myself
 I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
 She took more than she gave to me
 I gave my love, I got an STD
 If she comes home, I hope that she'll marry me
 I wanna tell her that it's over now
 Hey look I'm arguing with myself
 I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health
 And now I'm really scaring myself