She Doesn't Think That It's Ever Gonna Work Out

I've got a thing for a girl with a last name
 That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first
 I'd like to think that maybe sooner or later
 That she would change her mind about thinking I'm the worst
 She said before that she don't like me this way
 Cause I'm the guy that likes to stay too late
 We shared a capsule, we would not have to drive
 So I'm responsible for her being alive
 I try to hold her hand
 She doesn't understand
 Why I won't just give up
 She tells me we're just friends
 I say, 'That all depends.'
 And then she gives me that look
 Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out
 I lost my job because I've got a smart mouth
 She works six days a week and has a nice house
 I bought her flowers and the note said 'Just cause'
 I added words that may have made her throw up
 I hope she'll come around
 Who doesn't love the crown?
 And have you ever seen my hair?
 Maybe I text too much
 I like to keep in touch
 Is there an emoticon for despair?
 She doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out
 I try so hard to act like it's just fine the way it is
 But for real, I wish she would quit making me feel like shit
 I love you, can't you see?
 I know you're the one for me
 I've got a thing for a girl with a last name
 That would make you laugh out loud if you heard it with the first
 I try to hold her hand
 She doesn't understand
 Why I won't just give up
 She tells me we're just friends
 I say, 'That all depends.'
 And then she gives me that look
 Like she doesn't think that it's ever gonna work out