Straight to Video

Whoa-oh
 Whoa-oh
 She text messaged me on the phone
 In capital letters, wanting time on her own
 I don't mean to seem out of line
 But it seemed like everything was going just fine
 The times were changing and rearranging
 I never thought that I could go from first to worst
 She took me straight to video
 In the B movie row
 Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
 New sensation just past expiration
 Never has a has-been been so low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 You took me to your new boyfriends show
 Dance rock darlings of the week, oh no
 I told you that I wanted to go
 All the dudes were wearing make-up
 Man I guess I didn't know
 Things were changing and rearranging
 I never thought that I could go from first to cursed
 She took me straight to video
 In the B movie row
 Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
 New sensation just past expiration
 Never has a has-been been so low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So what's that guy doing with your heart?
 Is he the next contestant on 'Tear Us Apart?'
 I guess I'm the lowest bidder
 I'm not bitter, I'm just better so don't bother to rewind
 She took me straight to video
 In the B movie row
 Last year's model with a busted up stereo
 New sensation just past expiration
 Never has a has-been been so low
 She took me straight to video
 In the B movie row
 Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
 New sensation just past expiration
 Never has a has-been been so low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)
 So low, oh no. (Whoa-oh)