Valentino

She got a valentine from Gary
 I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."
 I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!
 She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."
 Now I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
 I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to laugh at me
 Not to smart, not to tall
 Likes to watch TV and play basketball
 I bought a car and I let her drive it
 YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."
 I gave her all my notes from algebra
 She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."
 Now I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
 I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to laugh at me
 Not to smart, not to tall
 Likes to watch TV and play basketball
 And play basketball
 And play basketball
 And play basketball
 Now I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
 I just want a new girlfriend
 Yea I just want someone to laugh at me
 And I, I just want her to look at me... yup
 I, just want her to talk to me... yea!
 I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
 I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.
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