King of the Road

Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let 50 cents
 No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
 Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom buys a eight by ten four-bed room
 I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road
 Third boxcar, the midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
 Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues
 I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around
 I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road
 I know every engineer on every train
 And all of the children and all of their name
 And every handout in every town
 And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around
 I sing trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let 50 cents
 No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
 Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom buys a eight by ten four-bed room
 I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road
 King of the road, king of the road