Lobster

I know it's true
 I know you're right
 Don't you stomp me down
 Don't you start a fight
 I'm the lobster, stuck in a tank
 Paint me rose-coloured lens, I'm naked in the river bank, yeah
 I'm stuck right here
 And I'm late for work
 But if you got your money and work
 I'm gonna get you off in the parking lot of the church
 And the preacher man knows he's got confessions to make
 If my friends tell me to stop
 I'm gonna push 'em down, slip and slide at the sock hop
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 We only just met
 On your birthday
 You blow the candles, baby
 I'll eat your carrot cake
 You seem pretty cool
 I must say
 I can meet your best friends
 Don't take it the wrong way
 Is anybody home?
 We can kiss at the red light
 If you wanna mess around
 I'm not obliged to be alone tonight
 Even though I'm down
 Might not get it up
 We can cuddle if you like me enough
 Or you can go do the diner, use your ex as a backup
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 I don't wanna stay too long but I'm not trying to go home
 Elastic bands on my claws
 I'm holding my breath for far too long
 Far too long, far too long
 (Hey, um, can you call me when you get the chance?)
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 She only loves me for my pool (it's a fact)
 So I drowned her in it (how 'bout that?)
 How 'bout that?
 She only loves me for my pool
 So I drowned her in it
 How 'bout that?