I Wanna Be A Cowboy

Riding on the range
 I've got my hat- on
 I've got my boots- dusty
 I've got my saddle
 On my horse
 He's called (t-t-t-t-t-trigger)
 Of course
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 Riding on the chuck- wagon
 Following my man
 His name is Ted
 Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger)
 Camping on the prairie
 Plays havoc with my hair
 Makes me feel quite dirty
 Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
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 Looking like a hero
 Six-gun at my side
 Chewing my tobacco (ptui!)
 (Hey drag away, quick wag away- whip!)
 Out on the horizon
 I see a puff of smoke
 Indians on the warpath
 (White man speaking with forked tongue, isn't it?)
 Or not
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
 And you can be my cowgirl
 I wanna be a cowboy
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 (Yippee yippee yay, yippee yippee yay yo-yo)
 (Yippee yippee yay, yippee yay yo-yo)
 (Yippee yippee yay, yippee yippee yay yo-yo)
 (Yippee yippee yay, yippee yo-yo-yo)
 (Oh, yippee, yippee yo-yo)
 My name is Ted
 And one day- I'll be dead yo-yo-yo