Indiana Jones

I'm getting sick of people
 And their puke on my table cloth, my
 House will shake from the footsteps
 Running away like ghosts from cops, and
 Even if this night's a landslide
 And you keep dancing with Jekyll's Hyde, and
 Even if he's not the bad guy
 I will save you
 (I will save you)
 I could
 Dance with you and not him
 Mess up both our costumes
 With candy in the bedroom, darling
 I could
 Save you from disaster
 Like Indiana Jones, with
 Candy hereinafter
 Candy herein
 I wear a cape
 Same shade
 As the red of your lips
 You can't hide
 Italic white
 Hero in every stitch
 But lipstick
 On the brim
 Of your solo cup
 You tiptoe
 With him
 When you're feeling drunk
 Even if this night's a landslide
 And you keep dancing with Jekyll's Hyde, and
 Even if he's not the bad guy
 I will save you
 (I will save you)
 I could
 Dance with you and not him
 Mess up both our costumes
 With candy in the bedroom, darling
 I could
 Save you from disaster
 Like Indiana Jones, with
 Candy hereinafter
 Candy herein
 I could
 Save you from disaster
 Protect you from the bastards
 Who'd ruin this night
 I could
 Save you from disaster
 Like Indiana Jones, with
 Candy hereinafter
 Candy herein
 I could
 Dance with you and not him
 Mess up both our costumes
 With candy in the bedroom, darling
 I could
 Save you from disaster
 Like Indiana Jones, with
 Candy hereinafter
 Candy herein