I Ain't As Good As I Once Was

She said, "I've seen you in here before."
 I said, "I've been here a time or two."
 She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo,.
 Meet my twin sister Bette Lou
 We're both feeling kinda wild tonight
 And you're the only cowboy in this place
 And if you're up for a rodeo
 I'll put a big Texas smile on
 Your face"
 I said, "Girls,"
 I ain't as good as I once was
 I got a few years on me now
 But there was a time back in my prime
 When I could really lay it down
 And if you need some love tonight
 Then I might have just enough
 I aint as good as I once was
 But I'm as good once as I ever was
 I still hang out with my best friend Dave
 I've known him since we were kids at school
 Last night he had a few shots
 Got in a tight spot
 Hustlin' a game of pool with a couple of readneck boys one great big fat biker man
 I heard David yell across the room
 "Hey, Buddy, how 'bout a helping hand."
 I said, "Dave,"
 I ain't as good as I once was
 My how the years have flown
 But there was a time back in my prime
 When I could really hold my own
 But if you wanna fight tonight
 Guess those boys don't look all that
 Tough
 I ain't as good as I once was
 But I'm as good once as I ever was
 I used to be hell on wheels
 Back when I was a younger man
 Now my body says, "you can't do this boy"
 But my pride says, "oh, yes you can".
 I ain't as good as I once was
 That's just the cold hard truth
 I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
 When I'm feelin bullet proof
 So don't double dog dare me now
 'cause I'd have to call your bluff
 I ain't as good as I once was
 But I'm as good once as I ever was
 May not be good as I once was
 But I'm as good once as I ever was