Russian Alphabet

And now I would like to present
 The Russian alphabet
 A is for Ace
 B is for Bubblesorr
 C is for Cizzle
 D is for Deeez nuts
 E is for Emichael Jackson auditorium
 F is for F I fall in love it will be forver
 G is for Giggle
 Giggle
 G is for Gibbler
 Kimmy
 H is for Heichikousninger
 I is for Igor
 J is for Juicy Juice
 K is for Kswisse
 L is for Lephant titus don't even get me started
 M is for Momma said knock you ousshh
 N is for Nastasia
 O is for Oooooh snap
 P is for Pubics
 Q is for Qube
 R is for Rubics
 S is for Syche you ousshh
 T is for Torn
 I am torn between two G's
 G for Giggle
 and G for Gibbler
 I do not know which I like best therefore I am T for torn
 U is for Ulf dollar nipples
 Is supposed to sound like Half dollar nipples
 But because it is U it sounds like Ulf dollar nipples
 V is for Very big bush
 W is for Double dutch bump rope
 X is for big pussy
 Y is for Nyat
 Z is for Zubaleezoo
 Those were the lower case letters
 And now I would like present the uppercase
 A Asshole fuck you mother fucker get the fuck out of my house mother fucker
 B Bitch fuck you bitch get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 C Cocksucker mother fucker get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 D Do it get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 E Eright now get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 F Fuck you get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 G Get out get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 H House its mine get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 I I'm serious get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 J Joking? No I'm not joking get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 K Kick your ass I'll do it get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 L Look fuck you get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 M McDonald's fine go there I don't give shit just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 N Now do it now get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 O Olright get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 P Please just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 Q Quan't you understand get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 R Ready or not get the fuck out my house
 S Still here no shit get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 T The fuck out my house get
 U Urrr just get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 V Vuck you get the vuck out my house mother vucker
 W What I just say get the fuck out my house mother fucker
 X Xit the house get the fuck out the house
 Y Yes right now get the fuck out the house
 Z Zebra
 I would just like to apologise
 I don't like to use curse words
 But
 I used curse words in that last piece to maintain the integrity of that character