I'd Rather Be A Dog (Live)

I'd like to be a bird because a bird can fly
 I'd like to be pig and live in a sty
 I'd like to be a snake and slither and slide
 But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
 I'd like to be a bee cause a bee can sting
 I'd like to be flower and bloom in the spring
 I'd like to be most anything
 But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
 But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be
 Would I be a? Hound and chaseing all the rabbits up trees
 And if I were a dog, what would my name be
 Katie, josh or homer or billy bob bucky
 I'd like to be a spider and live in a web
 I'd like to be a? By the name of deb
 I'd like to be a farmer with a brother named jeb
 But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
 I would like to be the laziest dog that you see
 I would like to be the laziest dog that you see
 I would sit by the pool drinking beer
 Eating doggy treats and staring at the bitches
 I would never do the dishes or ever take out the trash
 I'd like to be a tiger because a tiger is fast
 I'd like to be a turtle and live in the mud
 I'd like to be grouch and live in the trash
 But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
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 But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be
 I wouldn't want to be a weinner dog or someone might eat me
 And if I were a dog, what would my name be
 Katie, josh or homer or sally and magee
 I'd like to be a blah blah blah blah blah blah
 I'd like to a frog by the name of kim
 But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
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