Better

Huh,
 Wow,
 They're really not that bad.
 But we're better.
 They nailed that basket - toss.
 But we're better.
 It's a miracle they're here.
 Still better!
 And that flip was crazy sauce!
 But we're-
 Look! They're blowing up on Twitter
 They're only gluing glitter.
 Skylar don't be bitter.
 But we're better.
 And our first runner-up,
 Accumulating enough points to qualify for varsity nationals: The Jackson Irish!
 They're going to nationals?
 Well what about us?
 And today's winner is...
 TRUMAN HIGH SCHOOL!
 See!
 We're better better better better better better
 Better better better better better better!
 It's nice that they compete
 Their enthusiasm's sweet
 I love how they're so street
 But do I need to repeat?
 We're hotter,
 We're richer,
 Our uniforms cuter!
 And we're so much better than them!
 Oh Yeah!