It Ain't No Thing

There's a saying that I learned passed down through centuries
 Which translated from the French means
 Sista please!
 Girl, you're special --
 You're rough, yeah, but you're a gem
 And if people haven't seen it
 Well, hey, that's on them!
 So, you got a little baby fat
 It ain't no thing, yeah
 Look at Twig! He's down with that!
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 Now why walk around like you're made of asbestos
 When Twig loves your eyes, your thighs and your breasts-is?
 So shake like Jello on a spring --
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 It ain't no thing!
 Oh whoa, some kids used to tease me
 And put me through hell --
 Some people are mean
 But most people mean well
 It's just their thinkin' is stinkin'
 And a little outdated
 Or maybe they're merely unedumecated!
 Got pretty eyes but thunder thighs
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 I'm Daddy's little big surprise!
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 Love who you are
 And the world will adore you
 And the couple that don't
 At least they can't ignore you!
 Now boys all want to buy me bling
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 It ain't no thing! Yeah!
 Don't walk away and leave cases unopened
 While you're playing 'Deal or No Deal' (No deal)
 And don't you just take little pieces of life
 Treat yourself to the seven course meal!
 Oh, oh! I've been hatin' on myself unnecessarily
 I'm here to state
 I'm feelin' great
 Celebratin' me!
 I've got a big butt
 Well so what?
 It's good as any other
 And I think of you as sisters from another mother!
 Yeah I got some junk up in my trunk (Back it on up!)
 It ain't no thing, yeah!
 Twig thinks I'm sexy, who'da thunk? (You better think!)
 Let freedom ring, yeah!
 I'm through hesitating
 Time to get off the pot!
 You can give love
 You can get love
 Long as you love what you got!
 I'm gonna French kiss with tongue
 Like I dreamed I'd do
 And not just with my pillow
 But with you-know-who
 You got the spirit now girl, dang!
 Look at all the joy you brang!
 Now I'm gonna end it with a bang
 It ain't no thang!
 I mean it ain't no thing!
 No, it ain't no thing!
 No, it ain't, no it ain't
 It ain't no thing!