It's a Tango Pink Flamingos

Que onda, what's up, what's on today
 There's solar wind, there's gamma rays
 There's underpass, bridge and tunnel trolls
 There's supermassive black holes
 But all those things they really don't matter
 If it's spilling out like the waffle batter
 If it's birthday cake on a plastic platter
 Or crumbled up like candy wrappers
 When we first met you were dressed in black
 A sleeveless midi with an open back
 You looked at me as if to say
 Let's stay together throughout spacetime
 Hello darling it's a tango
 Hello darling, pink flamingos
 Hello darling it's a tango
 Hello darling, pink flamingos
 It's a tango pink flamingos
 Let's catch a cab in Ketchikan
 Let's take a plane to Adelaide
 Let's ride a train into Beijing
 And get some Chinese chicken wings
 If you wash your clothes at the laundromat
 If you eat your lunch from a brown paper sack
 If you get through the winter in a second hand jacket
 To me you'll always be an aristocrat
 When we first met you were dressed in black
 With a pink umbrella and a yoga mat
 You looked at me as if to say
 Let's stay together throughout spacetime
 Hello darling it's a tango
 Hello darling, pink flamingos
 Hello darling it's a tango
 Hello darling, pink flamingos
 It's a tango pink flamingos