The Unicorn Song

A long time ago, when the Earth was green
 There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
 They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
 And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
 There was green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
 The loveliest of all was the unicorn
 The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
 And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
 He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
 Build me a floating zoo,
 and take some of those...
 Green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
 Don't you forget My unicorns
 Old Noah was there to answer the call
 He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
 He marched the animals two by two
 And he called out as they came through
 Hey Lord,
 I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
 I just can't find no unicorns"
 And Noah looked out through the driving rain
 Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
 Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
 Oh, them silly unicorns
 There was green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
 And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
 The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
 The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
 And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
 That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
 You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
 You're never gonna see no unicorns
 Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
 But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong
 You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
 They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.
 You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
 Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
 But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn,
 The second star to the right and straight on until morning.