This Is Also The Hook

Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJ's
 Now lets begin
 Let's start with a simple kick drum
 The bass is what makes the booty move
 Feel the bass
 I like the bass
 But I digress
 Please surrender your booty to the bass
 The next part to enter is the open hi-hat
 The open hi-hat creates the counter-syncopation
 Making you want to dance
 Now lets bring in some chorus
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 Now it is time for the breakdown
 The breakdown allows the track to really break the repetition
 Now for the quiet part
 Let's filter the hi-hat
 Let's filter the chorus
 Let's filter the bass
 I like the filters
 I like the grooves
 But I digress
 Let's break it down to a kick drum
 Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
 Look up from your decks
 Look at the audience
 It is important to show that you are alive
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 Lets break it down to a kick drum
 The bass is what makes the booty move
 Feel the bass
 Remember, even though you are the DJ
 It is okay to dance
 Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting
 Look up from your decks
 Look at the audience
 It is important to show that you are alive
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 This is the hook
 It's catchy, you'll like it.
 If the DJ doesn't have the next track cued by now
 He or she is fucked.