TV Paid Off

When I'm at home, I watch TV
 Then I don't get so lonely for my mommy, my mommy
 Daddy gets home from work so late
 That's okay 'cause he pays for the cable, and that's so great
 My mother's mother's mother never had any other mothers
 Just a father and a mother there to bother one another
 Reading puts me to sleep so fast
 I'm glad reading has become a thing of the recent past
 Good thing I don't live in England
 I'd pay tax and get four stations to pick from
 That's so dumb
 My mother's mother's mother never had any other mother
 Just a father and a mother there to bother one another
 Now I'm a man, I don't live with Mom, I ain't got no TV to watch
 So I'm gonna buy a TV today, Sony, no payment until the end of the
 Yeah, got to check this deal out, no doubt, there's 32 inches of radiation I'm craving
 Box it up, I'm ready to buy, no lie, just look at it, Kai
 Won't it look nice in my living room?
 I'm watching TV today, the satellite way, no contrast buzz annoying me
 I got four-channel sound, surround, and look what I found, knee-replacement surgery on TLC
 What you learn when you turn on a TV, there's no place I'd rather be than here with my TV
 They say I watch too much TV, they're right, I haven't the might, or will to shut off my TV
 'Cause I love my TV