I'm Evil

Well, if you're looking for trouble
 You dun' come to the right place
 If you're looking for trouble
 Look me right in the face
 I was born standing up
 And talking back
 My daddy was a mean-eyed lumberjack
 Yeah, I'm evil
 Yeah, just as evil as I can be
 I can even tell the hoodoo child
 Yeah, exactly how it's gonna be
 Honey, you better tell your husband
 To quit sneakin' and peekin' at me
 If he wants to find out the man
 That I'm supposed to be
 I'll walk right up to him
 Look him right in the face
 I might even snap/snatch both of his legs out of place
 Oh, I'm evil
 Yeah, oh, I'm evil as can be
 I can even tell a voodoo child
 Yeah, just exactly how its gon' be
 I'm gonna tell all you women
 Just what it's all about
 I can even tell you where the light went
 When it went out
 Woah, I'm evil
 Yeah, I'm evil as can be
 That means all you people
 Yeah, you better not mess around with me