Joe by the Book

In a tail spin with the mistress of the black top
 Drew, my god, who'd you fool to borrow this race car?
 I can't get it to start again
 There's a pigeon in the fan
 Would you lend me a hand?
 Push it up to Shamrocks
 And have Joe take a look
 They call him "Joe by the Book" and I trust him
 He fixed my grandma's Cadillac
 She threw two rods
 And he didn't even charge her for the block
 He accidentally ordered two back in '95
 Ain't much to modify
 The engine mounts and manifold
 Got the parts in the yard
 Even lent her a car
 Would you yank the wheel real hard?
 Dammit Drew, you should get paid to waste my time
 You're the professor of the nickel and dime
 I'll see you tomorrow
 Say "hey" to the girls
 Would you bring me that shirt I lent you?