Callin' In Sick

Im calling in sick
 Im calling in sick
 This is mike and im calling in sick
 My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
 This is mike and im calling in sick
 I spent four years in the USMC
 I learned how to fight
 I learned how to drink
 And when i got a real job i couldnt believe
 So every monday morning
 This is what you'll here from me
 Ive never had a job
 More than minimum wage
 Ive never worked an 8 hour day
 And if my boss says son you gotta work late
 As quick as i could say it
 This is what you'd here me say
 Its 9: 15 and im late again
 I think I'll finish that fifth of gin
 Then I'll call my boss and I'll tell him again
 Ill tell him that im not coming in