the Hand

My Hand,
 My Hand,
 My Hand,
 My hand,
 myyyy handd!
 why'd I put it in the guillotine?
 why'd I put it in the guillotine?
 I dont know,
 Our days are in rows
 My Hand
 Fingers cut in half
 My Hand
 Bones split to pieces
 Tendons severed!
 My Hand
 My Hand
 My Hand, My Hand, My Hand
 Hand!
 (laughter)
 You aren't going to crawl away from me, are ya?
 No you're not.
 Don't you crawl away from me
 Don't you crawl no no no no
 Look, nickel, nickel
 I ain't going to put you in the guillotine again
 (Laughter)
 My Hand
 My Hand
 My Hand
 my hand
 (Laughter)
 Here they are, four fingers,
 Look what you done to me!
 My Hand
 (moaning)
 Ladies those are precious,
 Teachers don't work
 Here we go
 I don't have to play with that hand anymore
 I can just, I'll will just
 I'll keep it in my, I'll keep it in my pants pocket
 That's all I carry around with me
 It's little so don't matter
 I can still pet the dog with it
 Damn you guillotine
 Who would have thought a guillotine could have done something like this?
 I have it in the closet, and another thing,
 I thought I would do it again
 My Hand
 It's never able to work again,
 Your hand is useless now,
 It's never able to work again.
 Ladies those are precious,
 Teachers don't work
 Here we go
 It's never able to work again,
 Your hand is useless now,
 It's never able to work again.
 Don't you crawl away from me again (Don't you crawl away from me again)
 Gonna scratch some hands
 Sit here in my pocket,
 Lets be good friends
 Come on man
 Come on just
 (laughter)
 No
 I may not be hungry before I got some,
 I can suture
 I can do some stitches, I can sew you together
 Give it away to men to shake hands
 And call it buddy
 My hand
 It's never able to work again,
 Your hand is useless now,
 It's never able to work again.