WasteMan

Oh boy.
 Bugzy Malone
 You know?
 Watch this
 I got a phone call from Jammer.
 Hahahaha
 Nah, I'm only playing
 But it turns out I gotta teach man some manners
 I was on my way back from a big show
 Man are tryna make EPs about me
 But let me explain why that don't matter
 People lie, numbers don't
 People fade, numbers won't
 Numbers make people go broke
 Now we got a popstar talking like he's road
 How was it light work if it took five months?
 Five months is a long time to be ghost
 You look so stressed out, I hope you've not been
 Drinking again, that's a downward slope
 How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
 Wasteman
 He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
 Wasteman
 He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
 Wasteman
 Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
 Wasteman
 I had to start training again
 Cause I heard it was gonna start raining again
 My biro dried up but it doesn't matter
 Cause my lyrics don't get made in a pen
 My lyrics, they go straight to your head
 To the point that I made man take an offence
 I made man chop off his mohawk
 Before he came back ranting and raving again
 Wait, wait, it's five months too late
 The nominations have been done, my friend
 You can bring out six tracks in one week
 But a hat trick sounds like a desperate attempt
 You made 46 Bars of Pretend
 If you ask me, that was a waste of a send
 I will open your headspace, making a mess
 I'm Freddy Krueger, you're Jason again
 How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
 Wasteman
 He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
 Wasteman
 He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
 Wasteman
 Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
 Wasteman
 We can't have a fight like Ryu and Ken
 Cuh we know you can only get brave with a pen
 Nobody comes to your shows
 Cause it's like watching a zombie waking the dead
 Right now I'm on about 50%
 My tour's gonna be one major event
 When you get booked, nobody turns up
 So you might as well do your shows in the Thames
 Mad, I can just see the resent
 And I know that you've been struggling to pay rent
 You don't get shows and your EP flopped
 And I've got an EP in the top ten
 I roll deep, it's gonna get peak when I'm here
 You look like the Crazy Frog with a beard
 I left a man six feet deep, then he crawled out of the ground
 Now I've gotta done your career
 How do you go from pop back to the grime scene?
 Wasteman
 He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me
 Wasteman
 He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league
 Wasteman
 Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean?
 Wasteman
 Oh boy! (Wasteman!)
 Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got the main event
 (Wasteman!)
 And I can't wait to hear what he says next
 (Wasteman!)
 He must feel like a wasteman!
 And in the blue corner
 Weighing in at a measly 60lbs
 We have a wasteman!
 Bugzy Malone
 Wasteman!