Big Dipper

Once
 When I was little someone pointed out to me
 Some constellations but the big dipper's all I could see
 That brontasaurus must have stood a thousand miles high
 That brontasaurus laying on its side up in the sky
 Bottoms up and this time, won't you let me be?
 Bottled up but this time, won't you rescue me?
 You should have been here last night
 And heard what the big dipper said to me
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 Jack thought it twice and thought that that had made it true
 Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do
 He thought he'd have a beer, he thought he was alone
 He thought an Albertson's stir fry dinner would make his apartment a home
 Bottoms up and this time, won't you let me be?
 Bottled up but this time, won't you rescue me?
 You should have been here last night
 And heard what the big dipper said to me
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 I thought I bored me but I learned to think like you
 Now nothing bores me that's that nothing is thought through
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 Bottoms up and this time, won't you let me be?
 Bottled up but this time, won't you rescue me?
 Thought it out and this time it's all I can see
 You should have been here last night
 And heard what the big dipper said