Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman
 Believe me this trick's no cinch
 But I really get her going
 When I get out my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well, a band that plays the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
 Now now hey
 Last night I tried to tease her
 I gave my love a little pinch
 She said, "Now stop that jivin'
 Now whip out your big ten inch."
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well, a band that plays the blues
 She just loves my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
 I, I, I cover her with kisses
 And when we're in a lover's clinch
 She gets all excited
 When she begs for my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well, a band that plays the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
 My girl don't go for smokin'
 And liquor just make her flinch
 Seem she'll go for nothin'
 Suck on my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Band that play the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues