Mindcrossings

Come to LA where the smog stinks
 And people's veins pump lattes and soft drinks
 I'm in love with a talking hot air balloon
 She gets dropped at the hair saloon
 She has the biggest breasts and the smallest ad space
 And there's a nigga fest, we're all in blackface
 And that's why I have been car jacked by a Korean volleyball team
 For my star maps with my body all green
 To the patrons who cross my mind my body's green grass
 And my eyes and mouth are gaping wounds
 And they want to clean my gash
 Cause I'm being extreme and rash while chasing the moon
 So to nullify the thinker's wisdom
 My body's implanted with a sprinkler system
 And if that wasn't a drawback they told me to fill out this job ap
 Just in case it rains dogs and cats
 When you cross my mind you best look both ways
 'Cause my personality's bigger than yours
 When you cross my mind you best look both ways
 'Cause my personality's bigger than yours
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 When you cross my mind you're best to look both ways
 Walk the streets in an insulated space suit
 Innovative breaks and loops
 Give the bass their escape routes
 If they're not intimidated and break loose
 And it stimulates are grapefruits
 You see Daddy Kev pulled me from an auto wreckage
 Where I badly bled, now I know how awful death is
 This is my thoughtful message written in scribble
 Only to be transcribed by the last man alive
 Who lives in LA and will stress having sex with an insecure dancer
 Until he has testicular cancer and dies
 But me, I sit on my lawn chair
 Waiting for my tax return
 Swinging my long hair, riding on a pachyderm
 To the nearest thrift store store
 Kill me at aisle two, I belong there as ash in an urn
 In LA I'm dead, a cold slab that won't pick up on a heat sensor
 I'm like your old dad
 With false teeth and dentures
 Selling biodegradable love to inflatable dolls
 This is where the beat drops
 And you put your hands in the air
 Don't just stand there like three bewildered panda bears
 Show some enthusiasm
 Hopefully when the show's done I'll leave with a moody madam who has a booty you can't fathom
 I'll eat Tambouli with two scoop wash it down with fruit juice
 Sorry, some times things cross my mind before I cross theirs
 My thoughts are in their crosshairs
 When you cross my mind you best look both ways
 'Cause my personality's bigger than yours
 When you cross my mind you best look both ways
 'Cause my personality's bigger than yours