Rock Vocal Power

Hello and welcome to the instructional audio series of
 Rock Vocal Power, shout
 With this easy to use, step-by-step audio program
 You too will be able to sing like the pros
 Here, you will learn all of the current trendy vocal techniques
 Used by virtually all of today's chart-busters
 I'm sure you're thinking
 "How can I learn to sing like one of today's rock singers
 When I can't sing at all?"
 Well, it's not so hard with Rock Vocal Power
 For just six easy installments of just $69.95
 You'll get one instructional method
 And this method breaks down the techniques
 Of today's hot vocalists
 So that you can learn at your own pace
 Just listen to these testimonials by satisfied customers
 When I started as a bar singer playing Pearl Jam covers
 I wasn't quite able to capture the essence
 Of a singer's voice, you know, till I bought
 Rock Vocal Power
 Now I've sold almost fifty million zillion records worldwide
 And my own original music band, Praise the Lord
 You too can learn from this amazing series
 How to unlock the vocal treasure chest that awaits inside you
 Who's there? Why, it's golden platinum
 And it too can be yours but that's not all
 For no extra charge we'll throw in a few extra methods
 Like the pickle-in-mouth technique
 The Cookie Monster
 And the ever popular "Hey, look at me
 I can't sing, so run me through me the computer"
 I can't sing so good
 Just think, with Rock Vocal Power
 You'll never have to sound like this guy again