The Trouble With Public Places

(laughing)
 God.Who's that guy over there?
 I don't know.
 That's my drink! Watch out where you're going!
 I know the trouble with the public places
 I've seen too many of those unfamiliar faces
 Drink and yell and push around
 I just came here to see this band
 Oh no don't talk to me
 Cuz you're way too stoned
 And you're way too drunk
 Just give me a house
 Give me a room
 Give me a private party or two
 Give me a beat I can dance to
 And I'll go away
 The bands they start at 9
 So we got there right at 10 o' clock
 But oh no their van broke down
 They're in Portland now
 But they're all lost
 Oh, we came to see you
 We can't recieve you
 If you can't make your time slot
 Oh no this guy is talking to me
 It's almost 1 o' clock
 Give me a house
 Give me a room
 Give me a private party or two
 Give me a beat I can dance to
 And I'll go away
 Now is the time to liberate
 All good things come to those who wait
 and see the hot new band
 I hear the buzz is good on them
 But I can hardly stand another set
 Much less an hour of this yuppy head
 Should I go home, go to bed
 But then I won't see the band
 And I'll never know
 I'll never know
 I'll never know
 I'll never know
 I'll never
 And I know the trouble with the public places
 I've seen too many of these unfamiliar faces
 Drink and yell and push around
 I just came here to see this band
 Oh no this guy is talking to me
 It's almost 2 o' clock
 Give me a house
 Give me a room
 Give me a private party or two
 Give me a beat I can dance to
 And I'll go away
 I'll go away