Under Satan's Authority

[sampled voice] "here is something that will stun and very likely outrage many who here this,
 but there is documentary proof that our own Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton
 became [inaudible] the white house...
 Jefferson was one of White House strongest defenders when he was outlawed by his [ack ack]
 and it was Jefferson who infiltrated the human [ack] into the then newly organized lodges of the Scottish Reich in New England
 here's the proof... in 1789 John Robison warned all Masonic leaders in America that the [ack] had infiltrated into their lodges...
 [ack][ack] ACK ACK!"