Cheap Date

Pop the cork on yesterday's wine
 'Cause I don't feel like going out tonight
 Let's spin a couple of forty-fives
 And order some Chinese takeout
 Do the dishes and turn down the lights
 Watch West Side Story for the eighteenth time
 I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night
 No cover charge or taxicabs
 C'mon, baby, what do you say?
 I'll be your cheap date
 Put my little black dress away
 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown
 I'm more about the right here, right now
 Think of all the loving we'll make
 Think of all the money we'll save
 You don't have to go far to take me home
 I'll be your cheap date
 Never cared much for fancy champagne
 Unpronounceable fancy French names
 I'd much rather just sit on the couch and make out
 Hmm, it's been a long hard week
 And I don't want nothing but you holding me
 I'll be your cheap date
 Put my little black dress away
 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown
 I'm more about the right here, right now
 Think of all the loving we'll make
 Think of all the money we'll save
 You don't have to go far to take me home
 I'll be your cheap date, hey
 Come a little closer baby
 Let me be your cheap date
 I'll be your cheap date
 Put my little black dress away
 'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown
 No, I'm more about the you and me, right here, right now
 Think of all the loving we'll make
 Think of all the money we'll save
 You don't have to go far to take me home
 I'll be your cheap date
 Ooh, I'll be your cheap date