How to Socialise & Make Friends

You left a key hidden by the back door
 But I never showed up
 There was something sleazy about it
 That made me wanna rob the place and run
 Now I've been ignoring the calls
 I've been riding my bike with no handlebars
 Through empty streets in the dark
 And I think I'm getting pretty good
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 Maybe I'll leave the house tonight
 Maybe I'll even watch the band and maybe I'll cry
 Maybe I'll tell everyone I cried while you
 Sleep next to your wife for the rest of your life
 While I'm ridin' in the dark
 On my bike with no handlebars
 Yeah
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 And I heard it from a friend
 That he talks to the primary school kids through the fence
 Yeah you shoulda seen his book collection
 It was all 'how to socialise and how to make friends'
 Yeah I guess we both got our problems
 And areas to improve
 And I know one of mine is to go a night without sympathising with you
 I can see myself living without you
 I can see myself living without you
 I can see myself living without you
 I can see myself living without you and being fine
 For the rest of my life
 Its just me on that bike
 Yeah and I'll wave to you as I ride by