Stop, Drop, Roll

Hooked on hip-hop phonics
 Yeah, it works for me, so jump aboard
 Yeah, this train is free, the conductor
 Let me toot my whistle, the instructor of the funky uncle fizzle
 We be dancing on a lake when it ain't froze over
 We be walking on water while you're sinking your rover
 If you step any close, you'll be eatin' some teeth
 So please, step back, I entreat
 I dish deep like deep dish supreme
 Step large, walk hard on a two-man team (yup!)
 Gangsta lean, I'm kitchen clean
 We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout
 So shout out loud
 All you party people bring it when the time is decreed
 Your feet are in need of a one step, two-step
 TCB like Bubba Ho-Tep baby
 Stop!
 Drop!
 Roll, roll
 Stop!
 Drop!
 Roll, roll
 Look, tonight's the night, P Dot Early's on the mic
 I came to get the party hyped
 Dressed to the nines, punchline
 I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunch line
 I'm gonna get mine, mine, stake mine, really
 Chi-town cat getting cheese like Philly
 Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly
 Put jokes on every rapper, like Laffy Taffy silly
 Look, I make the groove get down
 I love the way she shakes that little ghetto booty girl, like (oh!)
 Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows
 She likes my kicks, betcha Nike don't sell those
 But I bet you sweat your weave out the Velcro
 Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track
 Let me fill your order girl, I'm a Big Mac
 And you's a chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit-chat
 Stop!
 Drop!
 Roll, roll
 Stop!
 Drop!
 Roll, roll
 Cast my net off the side of a boat
 I ain't pulled up fish, I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats
 Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me, fortnightly (walk softly)
 But I carry a big stick, nasty, oh, it's so fantastic
 Like Lincoln, lemme log, lemme log
 We the slammer, Emcees is Pogs
 We be on ya like a boar hog on a corn cob
 Like a dog on a pole, like a rat on a Cheetos
 Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro
 Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll (woo!)
 It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it
 'Cause I'm told, from pole to pole, from coast to coast
 We smooth as hummus on fancy toast
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 They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentlemen
 Can't Stop Won't Stop, mega
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 They're coming through the door
 They're holding the scepter, so put away your sword, just leave it alone
 Can't Stop Won't stop, they're coming home to roost