E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

Psst, mom
 Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?
 Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing
 What is it now?
 Those boys are always up to something
 And it's bringing me to tears cause
 Just before you get home it always just magically disappears
 Those boys are evil
 But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess
 Those boys are evil
 Let me spell out for you mom
 E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
 
 They built a roller-coaster
 And a beach in the backyard
 Drove cattle through the city
 And messed up the boulevard
 They took me back in time when we went to that museum
 They built 50 feet tree house robots
 But still you didn't see 'em
 Those boys are evil
 Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress
 Those boys are evil
 Sing it with me, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
 I know you think they're saints
 But mom, I'm here to tell
 Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L
 Those boys are evil
 They're makin me feel like my head is in hydraulic press
 And that don't feel too good
 Those boys are evil
 Everybody, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
 That's what I'm talkin about
 E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
 That's what those boys are
 Evil little boys