I Dreamed That Supermodel Adriana Lima Was an Amish Girl

You know my day job is specialized and technical
 Was out of town for training all last week
 Studied software every day from eight to five
 And on the final night I had a dream
 I dreamed that supermodel Adriana Lima was an Amish girl
 In a long blue dress buttoned tight saying 'thou' and 'thee'
 We'd been courting for a while hadn't talked about my job yet
 She said if I could explain it to her she would marry me
 She said, "How is it more than idle vanity?"
 I couldn't answer
 "How does it benefit society?"
 I couldn't answer
 "How does it keep thy soul from sin?"
 I could not answer yet again
 So I tried to make analogies
 Between computers and farming
 But they're not simple they're not humble
 They contribute to global warming
 My day job failed the Amish test
 Ah but playing the accordion is really what I like best
 She said, "How is it more than idle vanity?"
 I couldn't answer
 "Is thy accordion plain or sparkly?"
 I couldn't answer
 I'm so screwed now I'm so screwed now
 She said I'd have to give it all up and learn to plough
 I dreamed that supermodel Adriana Lima was an Amish girl
 In a long blue dress instead of lingerie or less
 I woke up thinking Adriana, maybe we're both off track
 And we should head for Pennsylvania arm in arm and not look back
 I dreamed that supermodel Adriana Lima was an Amish girl...