Killer Kat

It was thirty years ago right on this very spot
 Thirty coeds slain before the cat was shot
 Oh yeah, his bod was never found
 In fact some folks say that guy is still around!
 But I don't belive it, come along inside
 Just stick with me and baby everything'll be all right
 Tonight we'll have the party of our lives
 (What's that?)
 (It's just the cat)
 (Oh, good.)
 (Look out, he's got a knife!)
 Well he's back
 He's a killer
 He's a killer cat
 Yes he's back
 Killer Diller
 He's a killer cat
 Now over there's the chair where killer used to snooze
 The dusty broken bowl where killer ate his food
 The old abandoned litterbox where killer used to poo
 (I thought you said 'abandoned', dude,
 this litterbox is USED!)
 Well he's back
 He's a killer
 He's a killer cat
 Yes he's back
 Just like disco
 He's a killer cat
 Boogie to the left and boogie to the right
 I hear a chainsaw purring in the night
 'Cause he's back!
 (Go, tuba!)
 Now don't pick up the phone, don't try to run away,
 Don't be making fun of horror film cliches
 Don't be nice to mice, don't hang around with dogs,
 Don't take your clothes off!
 But I don't believe it, come along inside
 Stick with me and baby everything will be all right
 Tonight we'll have the party of our lives
 (Come on, it's just a song!)
 (O.K.)
 (Hey, wait, what was that noise?)