Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks

(Hey)
 Rebecca looked up at me and she said suddenly
 "For Christmas I want you to write me a song"
 I picked up my jaw then I hemmed and I hawed
 She said "You have to say yes, 'cause it's all that I want"
 She said
 "Write me a song about
 Write me a song about
 Write me a song about
 About my reindeer-snowflake Christmas socks"
 About her reindeer-snowflake Christmas socks?
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks Hey
 Now Rebecca's a friend so I should not descend
 To puns like "I want your socks" or "socks appeal"
 No, that would be wrong! No I've got to be strong
 Got to toe the line and not be a heel
 And still write a song about
 Still write a song about
 Still write a song about
 About her reindeer-snowflake Christmas socks
 About her reindeer-snowflake Christmas socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 They're soft and fuzzy
 Warm and cozy
 Comforting, protective
 Casual, yet festive
 They're rad, they're fly, they're stylin'
 When she's blue they get her smilin'
 They're fashionably well outside the box
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Wrote this song in one day, couldn't play it right away
 She was helping a German girl buy lingerie
 Couldn't think of the name of that thing round the waist
 With the straps and the hooks to keep stockings in place
 Which, confidentially
 I always thought looked more
 Silly than sexy – I'd much rather see
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks
 Rebecca's Reindeer-Snowflake Christmas Socks