Chests O' Plenty

(Cap D)
 I like breasts a plenty, not chests who's empty
 Itty bitty titties leaves me bored with wenchies
 Got my eye on them prizes who come in large sizes
 Deep valley, on the side two mountains arises
 Double D's I can squeeze or motorboat as I please
 Boobies on the seas be a sight unseen
 X marks the spot where the cleavage is hot
 Let me dig with my nose, see what treasures ya got
 So ra-ra for ma-mas your flowers in bloom
 I'm ga-ga for ta-tas, make me act a buffoon
 Bustieres raise them babes from the waste to the face
 Never look in their eyes, to busy lookin' at lace
 I wanna tickle yer nipple, let's see 'em post haste
 Even if ye got a husband that be makin' a chase
 All I'm askin' is that ye just give me a taste
 I'm gonna dig in yer hole then leave 'em covered in paste
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
 Ye be blessed, yer the best
 Let me caress them o' so gently
 Ya got chests o'plenty
 (Sea Dawg)
 Your endowment is the largest that I've ever faced
 If ya bounce like that then you'll break your waist
 Gonna twist em slow like I'm crackin' a safe
 Makin' 'em chafe, they take up so much space
 Let em encase my face, the best traits in mates
 Girl needs me behind her as a counter weight
 Lure me in like fish to bait, they're so damn great
 If she hangs upside down then she might suffocate
 Hot damn! Thank ya ma'am
 This is more then I can fit in mouth, hook, and hand
 I demand the best breasts of the land
 To pass my exam, see what they'll withstand
 You've got to see these things first hand
 Round and tan, Bam-bam! Two goals of man
 The perfect brand with the perfect span
 My favorite gland, consider me a fan
 Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
 Ye be blessed, yer the best
 Let me caress them o' so gently
 Ya got chests o'plenty
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 (Scott Free)
 There's no telling what this felon'll do for some melons
 They get my pants swelling like an over crowed dwelling
 I'm yelling "Come here wench and let me play with those fun bags!
 Its' okay if just one sags, display us your rum rack."
 A bum rap is why I'm never getting any, I'm always after chest o plenty
 How does the captain get so many breast? Uncanny
 Need an over the shoulder boulder holder, then I showed her
 How this bolder soldier's colder once I bestode her with the load I owed her
 You know I told her how she's got some tig ol' bitties
 Whip em out girl and just go on and hit me
 With those big guns, I'm know to make the chicks cum
 I lay around and sip rum after I get some
 It's hard to tell which one when you're hanging with the twins
 When I got in hand my hands I get a devilish grin
 I settle for gin once the rum is depleted, I stay weeded in-deeded
 You ain't Double Dee'ded wench SO JUST GO ON AND BEAT IT
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ya love big breasts
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 Say "Yar!" out there mateys if ye love big chests
 YAR! YAR! YAR! YAR!
 Say "Yar!" out there wenchies if ye got big breasts
 Ye be blessed, yer the best
 Let me caress them o' so gently
 Ya got chests o'plenty