Broadside

Broad Side, Broadside,
 Navy boys better run and hide,
 These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide
 All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside
 In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
 21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
 Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
 Three great flavors, canon balls,
 Buckshot, read hot razors
 I rap my face round a lime and I'm ready to rock
 I'm cioming straight out of greenwich and we just don't
 Stop
 It's the bbbritish navy from gibralter to haiti
 Puttin wholes in your souls, and charmin your ladies
 And by ladies you mean ladies of 180
 Or if their dressed like your dressed
 You might be just banging mateys
 How many seamen have you swallowed
 While you're wearing that jacket?
 By the looks of your sailors
 You just sit back and jack it
 Sweet sack, salt tack and a union jack
 Attack, black flags get snapped
 By the shells that we pack
 In my carrack
 With midshipmen and marines
 Better modify your coffin
 To take smithereens
 What you means that your keen
 To swim in Davy jones locker
 When we're don with this fight
 You'll have to walk with a walker,
 If you live that is, cus I'll cut ye down fast
 I'll grape shot your party
 Then I'll burn down your mast- AVAST!
 Sorry mate, didn't see you waving that pen knife
 I was busy railing, the govna's wife
 I'll match you drink for drink
 You'll die, I'll get tipsy
 Back to your ship, you nautical gypsy
 You navy boys always take the joys out of plunder
 When we making that noise, you always poise up in
 Wonder
 If you're je3alous cause we zealous it's a perilous
 Blunder
 When we fire off these cannons it be louder than
 Thunder
 Broad Side, Broadside,
 Navy boys better run and hide
 These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide
 All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside
 In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
 21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
 Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
 Three great flavors, canon balls,
 Buckshot, read hot razors
 You'll know me by the notches on my tricorner cap
 Every snit is a ship that I've turned into scrap
 Rolling round the carribean on a royal decree
 If you can't take the heat then get off of the sea
 We set a trap to attack when you showed us your back
 You know we stack all the cannons and we drop all the
 Tack
 Point the guns at the hull, and aim all your gats
 500 pounds sterling whoever brings me his hat
 ARRRRR
 There's nothing sadder than a pirate with a fake eye
 Patch
 Saying ARRR as the cabin boy battens down his hatch
 I'd love to know the STDs your planning to catch
 But I'm busy with my honeys at the bbbbowling match
 That's all she wrote, now your crew will be smote
 We'll shoot down all your sailors then we'll blow up
 Your boat
 Your words were strong, like the wind on the storm
 But now you're left in rubble should have left when we
 Warned
 Broad Side, Broadside,
 Navy boys better run and hide,
 All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside
 These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide
 In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
 21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
 Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
 Three great flavors, canon balls,
 Buckshot, read hot razors