Blow the Man Down

When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
 I knew that only a pirate I'd be
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
 (Sea Dawg)
 I step in the black mongoose and what what do I see
 A scurvy knave in the seat saved for me
 I buy him a drink and ask where he's from
 Then bash his head in with a bottle of rum
 Dazed and confused, he attempts to flee
 But me and the men drag his ass out to sea
 He's stuck in the bilge, locked tight in a cage
 I burn his hometown in a murderous rage
 His body now lies in the depths of the bay
 I return to the bar and to my dismay
 Another sailor sits in my domain
 So I buy him a drink and start over again
 When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
 I knew that only a pirate I'd be
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
 (Cap D)
 There once was this time when I drank too much wine
 And when I woke up I was surrounded by SWINE
 And so I did swear I got mud in my hair
 Covered in faeces I stank in the air
 I went to the bar where I'd drank by the stars
 They erupted in laughter they thought me bizarre
 They told me that last night I'd got in a bar fight,
 Killed 15 men and got drunk until light
 And then when I went I fell over the fence
 And landed with pigs to each one's content
 I snuggled them closely and kissed them so slowly
 They left me to be with them covered in E Coli!
 When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
 I knew that only a pirate I'd be
 (Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)