My Cannon

My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded
 little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom
 Scott:
 You son of a sea cook
 you'll get sent to shore
 I'll bitch slap you with my hook
 and then I'll throw you off the port
 because im informed by my stag
 yous a scallywag, wave a flag
 of defiance, broke alliance, no compliance
 so give my regard to poseidon
 raise these sails then we glidin
 tellin tales of these pirates
 loot and riot
 never quiet
 when we driftin on the ship
 over hot waters
 cause I broke in to the castle
 and took the governors daughters
 marauders we slauter anything one
 gets in our path
 youll feel the wrath of my axe
 when it cuts you in half
 avast, I think we spotted our treasure
 no need for desperate measures
 but I keep the cannons loaded
 so know it I'm devoted to getting jewels
 yall fools some land lubbers
 hide under the covers
 we're like no others
 we plunder, no wonder
 our name is spread across the 7 seas
 due to his expertise,
 the crew agrees you don't ever cross captain D!
 My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded
 little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom
 CapD:
 I've got my cannons loaded blowin open holes in your soldiers
 while my peg leg parrot's restin up on my shoulder
 noones colder, than this black hearted pirate seeking women gold and rum
 wherever I can acquire it fire at will
 with the intent to kill
 the smell of gun powder yo it gives me thrills
 so here's the deal we're some eyepatch wearin killas comin runnin through your villas
 rapin hoes killin foes I got scurvy and it shows
 just like davey jones with skulls and crossbones leavin ashes in our wake
 we take whatever catches my one eye I'm not shy its time you die
 or give me the kings weight in reply
 in gold treasures or hats witih feathers
 even his daughters pleasures choose whichever
 and you better do it quick you got until the candle burns out of its wick
 take your pick its just in the nick of time
 before I blast you with my cannon
 My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded
 little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom
 Sea Dawg:
 My cannons six feet end to tip a whole room holds the clip
 its got balls the size of my balls that bring down walls
 sink the hulls of vessels think its an uneven score?
 you won't know what hit you til you wake up on the shore
 with no arms and no legs and no eyes you surprised?
 that your ship sank so fast after just one blast from this
 big gun hit and run
 ye cant take me on one on one I will not be outdone
 that yer ship? not anymore
 better hand her over fore she goes to the floor of the sea
 ye hear me?
 you'll smell your own skin burn
 as I perforate your bitch from her bow to her stern
 shut up fools, ye know that I'm in charge here
 light the wick and all my foes disappear
 into a cloud of blood
 smoke guts and gore
 no more swimming singing breathing for you anymore
 My cannon's always loaded, makin' all o yo shit exploded
 little clap clap's got nothin on my boom boom