Sea Weeds

Captain Dan:
 let me tell you bout the weeds you wont find on the land
 I can never find enough just to meet my demand,
 in the san modello island it's completely banned
 if you need it then U got it
 only cash in hand.
 It's that caribean chronic
 it's super hydroponic
 it will leave ya catatonic
 it smells of the bubonic
 contraband that I plan
 to fish out of the sea
 with which I'll make my sales pitch
 of Jamaican red hairs that make your body twitch
 and that your bound to itch
 so just come on my ship
 its hard to come across that irish moss
 lay 1000 on the table take your weeds and get lost
 this aint no haggling game, you know i cant explain
 why its all soaking wet when there's been no rain thats just how it came- you know its all the same
 use the fire for the dryer, and heres the refrain
 sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens,
 landlubbers never know its aquamarine
 all sales final thats what it means
 its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
 Sea Dawg:
 If ya smoke my weed let that shit fill yer lungs
 you'll be lightheaded can't feel your tongue
 you'll lay back get totally lost in the sound
 I got the best mary jane on solid ground
 I guarantee ye will be satisfied
 now let me get yer change
 its right outside
 mateys hoist the sails cause its time to run
 before my customers figure out the deed ive done
 but thats the way it goes
 let the buyer beware
 especially when your purchase could have washed up anywhere
 its weed alright but I never said what kind
 I'm a kelp selling business headed mastermind
 sell off all the fake stuff keep the real for myself
 fuck with me you'll have your head on a shelf
 this is a business transaction, not show and tell
 give the devil my regards when ya see him in hell
 ye can never ever come after my kind
 before I finish the job I'll stike ye blind
 fight with me, yer death warrant is signed
 toe to toe with sea dawg, you're out of your mind
 sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens,
 landlubbers never know its aquamarine
 all sales final thats what it means
 its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
 sea weed sellin
 thats the name of my game
 sell a bag of that shwag to those scallywags
 then we're runnin cause they comin with their guns in hand
 took one puff thats enough to make them understand
 they had been duped by the hardest and the meanest crooks
 they should have known of its source when they had seen how it looked
 this aint something that you really need to read in books
 its the knowledge of the seas you have to test how it cooks
 so sorry the feller who forgets to smeller
 he'll get beaten with the runner and thrown into the scupper
 we cant let out the word that our weeds no good
 the weeds from the seas are as good as the hoods
 you know the dabberlocks im slangin are the greatest of all
 they'll make fall if your small or your 8 feet tall
 you need to try it for you buy it
 sea lettuce for cash
 we dont carry the hash, but we can get it if asked
 sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens,
 landlubbers never know its aquamarine
 all sales final thats what it means
 its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene