Shiddy Day

I had an 8: 30 meeting
 I woke up at 9 am
 When i called in the boss said
 "don't bother coming back again"
 I looked out the window
 It was pissing with rain
 And i knew that i'd left my windows open again
 My head hung sadly
 There was nothing i could say
 I knew that this had to be
 The start of a shiddy, shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 When i've got beers to buy and bills to pay
 On this shiddy, shiddy day
 So i called up my girlfriend
 To see if she was home
 But it was my best friend
 That answered the phone
 He said, "it's over, you loser
 Now leave us alone
 And don't ever call back"
 And he hung up the phone
 She broke my tender heart
 She took it all away
 Yeah, well now she's just a part
 Of this shiddy, shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 That bitch she broke my heart
 And i swear i'll make her pay
 For this shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 There's lots of snakes out in the grass
 Or so they say
 I bumped my head
 I broke a string
 My hard drive crashed
 Lost everything
 My tv broke
 My goldfish died
 My soul committed suicide
 Lost my keys
 And stubbed my toe
 My toilet plugged
 And overflowed
 This shiddy day just
 Goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and goes and goes
 Now i'm down at the bar
 Drinking vodka and rye
 When this pregnant girl walks up
 And sits by my side
 She says, "i remember you
 You prob'ly don't remember me
 And i shouldn't even be here
 'cause i'm only seventeen"
 My head spun like a top
 I fainted dead away
 It was the only way i could stop
 The onslaught of this shiddy, shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 This shiddy day
 I hope when i wake up this shit has gone away
 I woke up this morning
 Hungover again
 And i knew that this shiddy day
 Was never gonna end